Funny Drinking Quotes For friends | Funny poems about drinking wine

January 08, 2021

Funny Drinking Quotes For friends

Let's say you donated Rs 2000 to the PM/ CM Relief Fund.

On the other hand, I bought a whisky bottle worth Rs 2000.

The question is who contributed more?

1. On the Rs 2000 you donated, you got a 30% tax rebate. Therefore, you actually landed up earning back Rs 600. In other words, by donating Rs 2000 you made a net contribution of just Rs 1400.

2. On Alcohol, the total taxes (excise and GST) added up to approximately 72% of the MRP. So when I paid Rs 2000, Rs 1440 went to the state exchequer...

...and 12.5 pegs of pleasure from a 750 ml whisky bottle came to me.

Therefore, not only did I contribute more, I created jobs at the Distillery, their suppliers of labels, bottles, caps, machinery etc., jobs at the Marketing Company, jobs at the Wine Shop and moreover I was in high spirits doing so, while you do not even know where your money went.

Think about it. Next time, Buy a Bottle of Whiskey to serve your Nation.

Be a responsible citizen!!

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Good Morning Shayari for Boyfriend

January 07, 2021

रिस्क है तो इश्क़ है... 
याद रखें 
रूह का सुकून है इश्क़, 
शर्त है सही इंसान से हो.

Risk Hai to Ishq Hai... 
Yaad Rakhen 
Rooh Ka Sukoon Hai Ishq, 
Shart Hai Sahee Insaan Se Ho.

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Is Islam dangerous for world? | Islam Is a Religion of Violence?

January 07, 2021

Is Islam dangerous for the world?

i come from lebanon i was born and raised in lebanon which used to be the only majority christian country in the middle east we were open-minded we were fair we were tolerant we were multicultural we prided ourselves on our multiculturalism we had open border policy we welcomed everyone to come to our country because we wanted to share with them the westernization which we had created in the heart of the arabic world muslims used to send their children to study in our universities because we had built the best universities in the arabic world they graduated and worked in our economy because we had built the best economy in the middle east even though we did not have any oil beirut became paris of the middle east the banking capital of the middle east in 1965 national geographic magazine had on its front cover lebanon eden of the middle east unfortunately all this began to change as the years went by see we got our independence in the early 40s but by the 60s and 70s the christians had become the minority and the muslims had become the majority in lebanon and as the islamic um population grew in the country the country became less and less tolerant because they started pushing for more rights that were not compatible without with our judeo-christian value system that we had created and that's when the problems started the problem was contained until the influx of the palestinians out of jordan in 1970 when lebanon brought them in because we already had refugee camps actually at that time lebanon was the only country in the middle east to accept the third wave of palestinians into lebanon the majority of them were muslims they put their heads together with the muslims in lebanon and declared jihad on the christians what they wanted to do is create a base from which to fight israel kill the jews and throw them into the sea something they tried to do in jordan yes arafat and the palestinians tried to do in jordan but they failed because of the dictatorship of the king yet they were able to come to lebanon use our open-mindedness our fairness our tolerance our multiculturalism and our democracy to topple our democracy my 911 happened to me in 1975 when that when radical muslims blew up my home bringing it down bearing me under the rubble wounded as they shouted allahu akbar my only crime was that i was a christian living in a christian town i ended up in a hospital for two and a half months and as i laid in a hospital bed hooked up to ivs on both arms i would ask my parents why did they do this to us why did they attack us and my father would tell me because we are christians the muslims consider us infidels and they want to kill us so i knew since i was a 10 year old child that i am wanted dead simply because i was born into the christian faith and lived in a christian town

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राकेश टिकैत कौन है जो किसानों को भड़का रहा है? | Who is Rakesh Tikait Who is Inciting Farmers?

January 07, 2021


राकेश टिकैत मशहूर किसान नेता महेंद्र सिंह टिकैत के पुत्र हैं, महेंद्र सिंह टिकैत के निधन के बाद राकेश टिकैत भारतीय किसान यूनियन के नेता बन गए, मगर राकेश टिकैत में वह गुण नहीं है जो उनके स्वर्गीय पिता महेंद्र सिंह टिकैत में थे

राकेश टिकैत अमरोहा लोकसभा क्षेत्र से सांसद का चुनाव भी लड़े थे जिसमें उनकी बुरी तरह से हार हुई थी और नीचे से प्रथम स्थान पर आए थे, राकेश टिकैत जाति से जाट और मुजफ्फरनगर के सिसौली गांव के रहने वाले हैं, जो उत्तर प्रदेश में स्थित है, राकेश टिकैत ऊल जलूल हरकतें करके और भाषण देकर प्रसिद्ध होना चाहते हैं, राकेश टिकैत को किसानों के दुख दर्द से कोई लेना देना नहीं है वह केवल किसानों के बल पर भारतीय राजनीति में मजबूती के साथ स्थापित होना चाहते हैं।


जब तक ठुकाई नहीं 
तब तक ढिलाई नहीं, 
दो गज दूरी चार लट्ठ जरूरी है, 
टिकैत और योगेन्द्र की 
अब खतरनाक सुताई जरूरी हैं

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Kisan Mazdoor Ekta Zindabad Status

January 07, 2021

Kisan Mazdoor Ekta Zindabad Status

सभी का टैक्स शामिल है इस सड़क में, 
सिर्फ SUV वालों का हाईवे थोड़ी है.

Sabhi Ka Tax Shaamil Hai Iss Sadak Mein, 
Sirf SUV Walon Ka Highway Thodi Hai.

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Famous poems on krishna in Hindi

January 06, 2021

Famous Poems on Krishna in Hindi

प्रेमगीत की माला 
अधरों पर तब सजती 
जब सांवली, 
सलोनी, सुन्दर 
श्याम छवि 
मन में बसती 
वृन्दावन में 
गोप गोपियाँ 
मधुर मुस्काने हंसती 
जब कान्हा की 
बंसी जमुना तट पर बजती,
उठती गिरती 
जमुना की लहरे 
लहर लहर लहरती 
जब 
श्यामसुन्दर सँग 
राधाप्यारी रास रचाती..!

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Best Relationship Quotes in Hindi | Best Relationship Quotes in English | Best Relationship Quotes for Her

January 06, 2021


Best Relationship Quotes in Hindi

Best Relationship Quotes in Hindi, Best Relationship Quotes in English, Best Relationship Quotes for Her
गर्लफ्रेंड को बीवी तभी बनाओ जब वह बुरे टाइम में तुम्हारे साथ खड़ी हो
अच्छे टाइम में तुम्हारा दुश्मन भी बगल में बैठ कर मुस्कुराता है

Best Relationship Quotes for Her

Best Relationship Quotes in Hindi, Best Relationship Quotes in English, Best Relationship Quotes for Her
Girlfriend Ko Biwi Tabhi Banao Jab Wah Bure Time Mein Tumhare Saath Khadi Ho
Acche Time Mein Tumhara Dushman Bhi Bagal Mein Baith Kar Muskurata Hai

Best Relationship Quotes in English

Best Relationship Quotes in Hindi, Best Relationship Quotes in English, Best Relationship Quotes for Her
Make Your Girlfriend Your Wife Only When She Is Standing With You in Bad Times
In Good Time, Even Your Enemy Also Sits Next to You and Smiles

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Samsung Galaxy M51 (Electric Blue, 6GB RAM, 128GB Storage) Review | Samsung Galaxy M51 Review India

January 06, 2021

Samsung Galaxy M51 Review India

At first glance, it looks a bit bulky. Camera, display etc. are satisfactory. Overall GOOD non-Chinese phone.

However, for their improvement, I tried to give some critical feedback to the company over the phone but it was not so easy, so, I am writing here so that Samsung India can take this critical review for their improvement.

Battery:
The battery is 7K MHA but it is draining so fast that its overall backup time is slightly better than any other average phone.

User Interface:
The user interface needs tremendous improvement. You can't take a screenshot easily. You need to learn fine motor coordination between your fingers and power&volume button with microsecond precision. After three days I discovered taking a screenshot by swapping screen. But this easy method for taking a screenshot is not easy to find in its setting section. Automatic redial isn't available. also in setting section, searching for a basic operation like redial, call waiting etc are either missing or very difficult to access. UI should be more intelligent and intuitive. Call recording should take permission from the user before it starts recording any call.

Dolby Sound:
Dolby sound effect is excellent but it's available only for external speaker. Inbuilt speaker don't have Dolby effect. You have to buy headphone or external speaker for experiencing Dolby sound effect. Its Dolby software is so impressive that its work on the cheapest headphone but Samsung's own inbuilt speaker doesn't.

External Outlook:
Read somewhere that this phone has 3D prism-like glastic body. GLASTIC seems to be a discovery of new material (Glass+Plastic) because it looks transparent and shining. But in reality, its a cheap-looking smooth and slippery plastic back body. Also, It's prone to scratches neither it's water-resistant. Sometimes it generates heat. In this price segment, Samsung can easily provide metallic back for better appearance and transfer of heat.

Overall, its good non-china phone with good camera and display, a bit bulky, satisfactory speed, the scope of tremendous improvement in UI and setting, and bit overpriced.

BUY: AMAZON

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Romantic Names For Girlfriend in Hindi

January 05, 2021

Romantic Names For Girlfriend

लड़कियों को अपने साथी से उपनाम प्राप्त करना पसंद है और वह इसे चाहे कोई भी उपनाम दे, आप उसे पसंद करेंगे .. तो बहुत सुंदर उपनाम जो आप उसके लिए उपयोग कर सकते हैं
  1. Baby
  2. Item
  3. Jaan
  4. Maal
  5. Janeman
  6. Sweetie
  7. Bulbul
  8. Sweetheart
  9. Lollipop
  10. Shona
  11. Pataka
  12. Rasgulla
  13. Mehbooba
  14. Jaanu
  15. Dilruba
  16. Chand
  17. Inayat
  18. Rosgulla
  19. Sanam
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OnePlus Nord 5G (Blue Marble, 12GB RAM, 256GB Storage) Review | OnePlus Nord 5G Review India

January 05, 2021

OnePlus Nord 5G Review India

Pros:
1) Clean and bloat-free OxygenOS, which runs as smooth as they come.
2) AMOLED screen and 90Hz refresh rate really go along to make the display above average.
3) Battery life is decent and will last a day on normal usage.
4) Sound quality is good and modestly loud. (Drawback in Cons)
5) The design actually fits the hand well as it is shorter than usual on breadth, and a bit more on length, all the better viewing experience.
6) Gaming performance is average. (Similar phones in this range have better gaming performances)
7) The phone looks and feels premium while using.
8) The alert slider makes it very convenient to switch between different modes.
9) Face Unlock is as fast as other OnePlus phones. (Very very fast)

Cons:
1) The camera is not as good as it was expected. The macro lens is pretty useless, and the main camera lacks depth and the colours aren't as vibrant as OnePlus 8. A bit too much of beautification was there in selfie shots. 4K video recording @ 60fps is absent but 1080@60fps performance is quite good. (The camera is better than most phones out there but it isn't what we were promised)
2) no headphone jack.
3) The mono speaker is on the bottom right of the phone, which tends to get covered by your hand while using. Also, being on just one side of the phone, the audio isn't as well delivered as it is on a stereo speaker.
4) No expandable memory slot.
5) The plastic frame (doesn't look like plastic but it is) is a worrying thing and makes the phone *comparatively* less durable.
6) Fingerprint scanner being under the screen isn't as quick as a traditional fingerprint scanner on the back.

Recommendation: If you're looking for a phone which delivers high performance and smooth interface for your daily use, go for it.
But if your prime purpose is gaming, there are better options available.
Also, if you're expecting flagship camera performance, you might want to consider other phones. (Pixel 4a is about to release, that's far better probably)

Update: Pixel 4a camera is surely much better than Nord's camera.

BUY: AMAZON

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