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August 26, 2022

Patel Ko Kabu Kaise Kare?


पटेल को नियंत्रित करना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। पटेल कोई हवाई आदमी नहीं है जिसे किसी के द्वारा नियंत्रित किया जा सकता है। पटेल अपने आप में एक ब्रांड है।

Patel ko kabu kaise kare - यह अच्छा होगा कि आप Google पर इस तरह की चीज़ न खोजे वरना एक पटेल आपको Google के सामने खोज कर आपकी सारी खुजली दूर कर सकता है। बेटे, आपको पटेल को नियंत्रित करने का अधिकार नहीं है। अपनी सीमा के भीतर खोजें

बेटा! यदि आप Google पर इस तरह की प्रत्यक्ष खोज करते हैं, तो कोई भी पटेल आपकी खुजली को 2 मिनट में मिटा देगा, पुत्र पटेल पर काबू पाने का सपना देख रहा है, और यदि आप अपनी सीमा के भीतर खोज करते हैं, तो यह बहुत महंगा होगा।

दोस्तों आज हम आपके साथ पटेल समुदाय और पटेल जाति के लोगों, पटेल स्थिति से संबंधित एक अद्भुत संग्रह साझा करने जा रहे हैं, जो विशेष रूप से पटेल समाज के गौरव और स्थिति पर आधारित है और पटेल जाति के लड़के और लड़कियां, उम्मीद है कि यह संग्रह आपको जरूर पसंद आएगा।


पटेल को काबू में कैसे करें

तू टोपर क्लास की,
मैं लोफर में आता हूँ,
तू Sweet Attitude वाली और मैं बिगड़ा पटेल कहलाता हूँ।

Too Topar Klaas Kee,
Main Lophar Mein Aata Hoon,
Too Swaiait Attitudai Vaalee Aur Main Bigada Patel Kahalaata Hoon.

Patel Ko Kaise Kabu Kare

पटेल की ताकत से पूरा ब्रह्ममाड डोलता है,
ये हम नहीं हमारा इतिहास बोलता है !
क्यूकी हमारा नाम ही हमारा पहचान है

Patel Kee Taakat Se Poora Brahmamaad Dolata Hai,
Ye Ham Nahin Hamaara Itihaas Bolata Hai !
Kyookee Hamaara Naam Hee Hamaara Pahachaan Hai

Patil Ko Kabu Me Kaise Kare

पगले शेरनी की भूख,
ओर पटेल का लुक दोनो ही जान लेवा हैं।

Pagale Sheranee Kee Bhookh,
Or Patel Ka Luk Dono Hee Jaan Leva Hain.

Kurmi Ko Kabu Kaise Kare

हमारे पटेल होने’ का अंदाजा 
तुम क्या लगावेगी पगलि ,
हम जब गांव से भी गुजरते है तो 
लडकींया भी कहती है भाड मे गया काम
पटेल राम राम🙏🏻

Hamare Patel Hone’ Ka Andaza 
Tum Kya Lagaoge Pagali ,
Ham Jab Gaanv Se Bhee Gujarate Hai to 
Ladakeenya Bhi Kahatee Hai Bhaad Me Gaya Kaam
Patel Ram Ram🙏🏻

Patil Ko Kabu Kaise Kare

पटेल है हम जब हम आते है तोस्वागत बादमे
एलान पहेले किया जाता है
हमसे हमारी ओकात पूछ बैठे है तो
आज उनको भी बता देते है हमवो पटेल है
जिनका नाम सुनकर बंदूके भी रिवस फायर कर देती है
पटेल

Patel Hai Ham Jab Ham Aate Hai Tosvaagat Baadame
Elaan Pahele Kiya Jaata Hai
Hamase Hamaaree Okaat Poochh Baithe Hai To
Aaj Unako Bhee Bata Dete Hai Hamavo Patel Hai
Jinaka Naam Sunakar Bandooke Bhee Rivas Phaayar Kar Deti Hai
Patel

कुर्मी को काबू कैसे करें

हमारे पटेल होने का अंदाजा तू क्या लगाएगी पगली,
हम जब गांव से भी गुजरते हैं तो 
लडकियां भी कहती हैं भाड़ में गया काम,
पटेल साहब राम राम।

Hamaare Patel Hone Ka Andaaja Too Kya Lagaegee Pagalee,
Ham Jab Gaanv Se Bhee Gujarate Hain To 
Ladakiyaan Bhee Kahatee Hain Bhaad Mein Gaya Kaam,
Patel Sahab Ram Ram.

Patel Ko Kabu Mein Kaise Karen

हम जैसे सिरफिरे ही इतिहास रचते हैं!
समझदार तो केवल इतिहास पढ़ते हैं!
नाम इसलिए उँचा हैं..
हमारा क्योंकि हम बदला लेने की नही 
बदलाव लाने की सोच रखते हैं.
पटेल

Ham Jaise Siraphire Hee Itihaas Rachate Hain!
Samajhadaar To Keval Itihaas Padhate Hain!
Naam Isalie Uncha Hain.
Hamara Kyonki Ham Badala Lene Kee Nahee Badalaav 
Laane Kee Soch Rakhate Hain.
Patel

Kurmi Ko Kaise Kabu Kare

मुझे कुछ हो गया तो इस दुनिया में कोई नहीं रोयेगा,
अगर तुझे कुछ हो गया तो पूरी दुनिया को रुलाऊंगा।
पटेल

Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Is Duniya Mein Koee Nahin Royega,
Agar Tujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Pooree Duniya Ko Rulaoonga.
Patel

Patil Ko Kabu Kaise Kare

पगले शेरनी की भूख,
ओर पटेल का लुक
दोनो ही जान लेवा हे.
Patel Bhai

Pagle Sherni Ki Bhookh,
Or Patel Ka Luk
Dono Hi Jaan Leva He.
Patel Bhai

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तूँ कहे तो दिल चीर के दिखाऊँ तुझको

Paas Aa Zara Dil Ki Baat Bataoon Tujhko
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: Lunch Karlo.
Husband: Sex hi Mera lunch hai, •
(Aur pati sex kame lag Jata haj)
(Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar
heater ke aago baithi hoti haj)
Husband: Ye kya hai
Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana
garam kar rahi hun.

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LHS = RHS
hence proved





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हिना खान के हॉट सेक्सी लुक को देख 

फैन्स ने कहा 'कोई तो रोक लो',

देखें तस्वीरें


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आज लड़किया मर्दो से कम नहीं, 

पर हमे इसका कोई गम नहीं. 

माना कि वो फ्यूचर मे आसमान पर जाएँगी, . 

मगर रात को तो हमारे ही नीचे आएँगी..।, 😜😛

दे गच्चा गच😂😝👙 😂😂😝🙊🙊😝😂😂


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March 06, 2022


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कुछ तो खास बात है उस जगह में . . . . .
नहीं तो लोग यूही नहीं कहते “भाड़ में जाओ”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kuchh to Khaas Baat Hai Us Jagah Mein . . . . .
Nahin to Log Yoohee Nahin Kahate “bhaad Mein Jao”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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पत्नी ने पति को मैसेज किया :- ऑफिस से लौटते समय सब्जी लेते आना, और हाँ, पड़ोसन ने  तुम्हारे लिए हैलो कहा है।

पति:  कौन सी पड़ोसन?

पत्नी : कोई नहीं,  मैंने मैसेज के अंत मे पड़ोसन का नाम इसलिए लिखा ताकि मैं निश्चित हो सकूं कि तुमने मेरा पूरा मैसेज पढ़ा लिया।

Patni Ne Pati Ko Message Kiya:- Office Se Lautate Samay Sabjee Lete Aana, Aur Haan, Padosan Ne  Tumhaare Lie Hailo Kaha Hai.

Pati :  Kaun See Padosan ?

Patnee : Koee Nahin,  Mainne Maisej Ke Ant Me Padosan Ka Naam Isalie Likha Taaki Main Nishchit Ho Sakoon Ki Tumane Mera Poora Maisej Padha Liya.

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इतना भी नाराज नहीं होना चाहिए,
कि मनाने वाले भी बोले दे . . .
भाड़ मे जा 😂😂😂

Itana Bhee Naraj Nahin Hona Chahiye,
Ki Manane Wale Bhi Bole De . . .
Bhad Me Ja 😂😂😂


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बुलेट ट्रेन तो उन देशों के लिए बनी है,
जहां लोगों के पास समय की कमी है!

हमारे यहां तो अगर कहीं जेसीबी लगी हो तो
आधा गांव तो उसे ही देखने चला जाता है...!!! 

Bullet Train to Un Desho Ke Liye Bani Hai,
Jahan Logon Ke Paas Samay Ki Kami Hai!
Hamaare Yahaan to Agar Kaheen Jcb Lagee Ho to.
Aadha Gaon to Use Hee Dekhane Chala Jaata Hai...!!!

Very Very Funny Jokes in Hindi

मेरे दोस्त
जब तक सूरज चांद रहेगा
तेरी बेइज्जती करना मेरा काम रहेगा

Mere Dost
Jab Tak Suraj Chand Rahega
Teri Bezzati Karna Mera Kaam Rahega


टीचर: चॉद पर पहला कदम किसने
रखा?
पप्पू: नील आर्मस्ट्रांग ने।
टीचर: और दूसरा?
पप्पू: दूसरा भी उसी ने रखा होगा...
लंगड़ी खेलने थोड़े ही गया होगा।

Teacher: Chod Par Pehla Kadam Kisne
Rakha?
Pappu: Neil Armstrong Ne.
Teacher: Aur Doosra?
Pappu: Doosara Bhee Usee Ne Rakha Hoga...
Langadee Khelane Thode Hee Gaya Hoga.


​टीचर : एक टोकरी में 10 आम है , उसमें से २ आम सड़ गए , बताओ कितने आम बचे ?
संजू : सर , 10 आम
टीचर : वो कैसे ?
संजू : सड़ने के बाद भी आम तो आम ही रहेगा ना , केले तो बन नहीं जाएंगे

​teacher : Ek Tokaree Mein 10 Aam Hai , Usamen Se 2 Aam Sad Gae , Batao Kitne Aam Bache ?
Sanju: Sar, 10 Aam
Teacher: Vo Kaise?
Sanju: Sadane Ke Baad Bhi Aam to Aam Hi Rahega Na , Kele to Ban Nahi Jaenge


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