Best Jokes In Hindi | Very Funny Jokes In Hindi | Funny Chutkule In Hindi | Short Jokes In Hindi | Funny Jokes Hindi Mai

jokes in hindi, jokes for in hindi, jokes in hindi non veg, jokes in hindi funny, jokes in hindi very funny, best of jokes in hindi, jokes in hindi for adults, jokes for adults in hindi, jokes in hindi best, jokes in hindi of santa banta, jokes in hindi santa banta, jokes in hindi double meaning, jokes in hindi 18+, what's up jokes in hindi, jokes in hindi with images, jokes in hindi images, images for jokes in hindi, images of jokes in hindi

पता है...
भगवान ने मां क्यों बनाई 
बाप को कंट्रोल करने के लिए

Pata Hai...
Bhagwan Ne Maa Kyun Banayi
Baap Ko Control Karne Ke Liye


नये नवेले आशिकों को सुझाव::

गुस्से में ‘उसका’ नम्बर तभी डिलिट करना, 
जब नम्बर याद हो जाए, 
नही तो बाद में बहुत दिक्कत होती है.. 
😝😝😂😂😂😝😝

Naye Navale Aashiqon Ko Sujhav::

Gusse Mein ‘usaka’ Number Tabhee Dilit Karana, 
Jab Nambar Yaad Ho Jae, 
Nahee to Baad Mein Bahut Dikkat Hotee Hai.. 
😝😝😂😂😂😝😝


ये जो लोग रोज नहा के 
पानी बर्बाद करते है 
उन्हे ही अगले जनम मे ऊंट बना के 
रेगिस्तान मे छोड दिया जाता है

Ye Jo Log Roj Naha Ke 
Paanee Barbaad Karate Hai 
Unhe Hee Agale Janam Me Oont Bana Ke 
Registaan Me Chhod Diya Jaata Hai


गांव में पीपल के नीचे 
शहर में मेकअप के नीचे 
चुड़ैल होती हैं

Gaon Mein Peepal Ke Neeche

Shahar Mein Makeup Ke Neeche
Chudail Hoti Hain


​टीचर : एक टोकरी में 10 आम है , उसमें से २ आम सड़ गए , बताओ कितने आम बचे ?
संजू : सर , 10 आम
टीचर : वो कैसे ?
संजू : सड़ने के बाद भी आम तो आम ही रहेगा ना , केले तो बन नहीं जाएंगे

​teacher : Ek Tokaree Mein 10 Aam Hai , Usamen Se 2 Aam Sad Gae , Batao Kitne Aam Bache ?
Sanjoo : Sar , 10 Aam
Teacher: Vo Kaise?
Sanjoo : Sadane Ke Baad Bhi Aam to Aam Hee Rahega Na , Kele to Ban Nahin Jaenge


TAG:
jokes in hindi, jokes for in hindi, jokes in hindi non veg, jokes in hindi funny, jokes in hindi very funny, best of jokes in hindi, jokes in hindi for adults, jokes for adults in hindi, jokes in hindi best, jokes in hindi of santa banta, jokes in hindi santa banta, jokes in hindi double meaning, jokes in hindi 18+, what's up jokes in hindi, jokes in hindi with images, jokes in hindi images, images for jokes in hindi, images of jokes in hindi