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अंधभक्त पर जोक्स | अंधभक्त फनी स्टेटस | Andhbhakt Quotes in hindi | अंधभक्तो पर व्यंग्य

January 04, 2021

अंधभक्त पर जोक्स

भक्तों का बाप मोदी है
दिमाग जिसका गोभी है
मन की बात बताता है
जन की बात खा जाता है
अडानी उसका यार है
साथी उसका तड़ीपार है
शिक्षा उसकी निराली है
छोड़ गई घरवाली है
जुमले वो सुनाता है
सपने बहुत दिखता है
ये कानून नहीं कुछ होर है
सरकार नहीं ये चोर है

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Very Very Funny Jokes in English

October 13, 2020

Very Very Funny Jokes in English

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A Parsi Bawaji's monthly salary was Rs 50000. One month he received Rs 55000 and he kept quiet. The following month he received Rs 45000 and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.

The HR manager asked why he did not complain about the previous month.

Bawa ji replied "l normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake l do not tolerate"

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Pati Patni Jokes in Hindi Latest | पति पत्नी जोक्स

August 25, 2020

 पत्नी से अपनी जम कर पिटाई होने के बाद 

एक पति सी.बी.आई. जांच करवाना चाहता था.

फिर उसे पता लगा कि सी.बी.आई. 

सीन 'रीक्रियेट' भी करती है.

तो ख्याल ही छोड़ दिया।

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Patni Se Apni Jamkar Pitai Hone Ke Baad 

Ek Pati CBI. Janch Karwana Chahta Tha.

Phir Use Pata Laga Ki 

CBI Scene Recreate Bhi Karte Hai.

To Khayal Hee Chhod Diya.

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Indian Political Jokes In English | Funny Indian Jokes Ever In English | Best Political Jokes In English | Latest Political Jokes

February 11, 2020



Duryodhan & Rahul Gandhi - They both are incompetent but still think that they have the divine right to rule coz they are born in the Royal Family.

Bheeshm & L K Advani - They both could never ascend to the throne but still got most respect. They both look helpless in the last phase of their lives.

Arjun & Narendra Modi - They both reached the top by their sheer talent, hard work and following Dharma but after reaching on top, they realized that the path of Dharma is full of thorns.

Karn & Manmohan Singh - Both could not translate their talent and intelligence to an extraordinary level of success coz of being on the wrong side.

Abhimanyu & Kejriwal - Both got caught in the opponent's Chakravyuh coz of being inexperienced.

Shakuni & Digvijay Singh - They both indulged in sycophancy for their self gains.

Dhritarashtra & Sonia Gandhi - They both are blind in their son's love.

Shri Krishna & Dr APJ Abdul Kalam - India loves and respects both of them a lot but nobody follows the path which they showed.

-- This is India & Mahabharata


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Best Jokes In Hindi | Very Funny Jokes In Hindi | Funny Chutkule In Hindi | Short Jokes In Hindi | Funny Jokes Hindi Mai

February 09, 2020

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पता है...
भगवान ने मां क्यों बनाई 
बाप को कंट्रोल करने के लिए

Pata Hai...
Bhagwan Ne Maa Kyun Banayi
Baap Ko Control Karne Ke Liye
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Funny Chutkule In Hindi

नये नवेले आशिकों को सुझाव::

गुस्से में ‘उसका’ नम्बर तभी डिलिट करना, 
जब नम्बर याद हो जाए, 
नही तो बाद में बहुत दिक्कत होती है.. 
😝😝😂😂😂😝😝

Naye Navale Aashiqon Ko Sujhav::

Gusse Mein ‘usaka’ Number Tabhee Dilit Karana, 
Jab Nambar Yaad Ho Jae, 
Nahee to Baad Mein Bahut Dikkat Hotee Hai.. 
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ये जो लोग रोज नहा के 
पानी बर्बाद करते है 
उन्हे ही अगले जनम मे ऊंट बना के 
रेगिस्तान मे छोड दिया जाता है

Ye Jo Log Roj Naha Ke 
Paanee Barbaad Karate Hai 
Unhe Hee Agale Janam Me Oont Bana Ke 
Registaan Me Chhod Diya Jaata Hai
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गांव में पीपल के नीचे 
शहर में मेकअप के नीचे 
चुड़ैल होती हैं

Gaon Mein Peepal Ke Neeche

Shahar Mein Makeup Ke Neeche
Chudail Hoti Hain


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​टीचर : एक टोकरी में 10 आम है , उसमें से २ आम सड़ गए , बताओ कितने आम बचे ?
संजू : सर , 10 आम
टीचर : वो कैसे ?
संजू : सड़ने के बाद भी आम तो आम ही रहेगा ना , केले तो बन नहीं जाएंगे

​teacher : Ek Tokaree Mein 10 Aam Hai , Usamen Se 2 Aam Sad Gae , Batao Kitne Aam Bache ?
Sanjoo : Sar , 10 Aam
Teacher: Vo Kaise?
Sanjoo : Sadane Ke Baad Bhi Aam to Aam Hee Rahega Na , Kele to Ban Nahin Jaenge


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Jokes on Kunal Kamra After Ban on Air Travel

January 29, 2020



1. Jokes on Kunal Kamra After Ban on Air Travel

2. Jokes on Kunal Kamra

3. memes on Kunal Kamra After Ban on Air Travel
After IndiGo Airlines and Air India, SpiceJet has also suspended comedian Kunal Kamra from flying with the airline till further notice |

4. Meme on Kunal Kamra After Ban on Air Travel
After IndiGo Airlines and Air India, SpiceJet has also suspended comedian Kunal Kamra from flying with the airline till further notice |

5. Jokes on Kunal Kamra After Ban on Travel by Plane
After IndiGo Airlines and Air India, SpiceJet has also suspended comedian Kunal Kamra from flying with the airline till further notice |

6. Jokes on Kunal Kamra After Ban Air Travel
After IndiGo Airlines and Air India, SpiceJet has also suspended comedian Kunal Kamra from flying with the airline till further notice |

7. Kunal Kamra Jokes
After IndiGo Airlines and Air India, SpiceJet has also suspended comedian Kunal Kamra from flying with the airline till further notice |


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The Art and The Artist Memes | Art and Artist Memes | The Art and The Artist Jokes

January 28, 2020



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The Art the Artist Memes | The Art & The Artist Memes | Art and Artist Memes | The Art and The Artist Jokes

January 28, 2020



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JCB Ki Khudai Jokes | जेसीबी की खुदाई चुटकुले | Jokes Collection

January 12, 2020



Bheed Ka Hissa Nahin,  Bheed Ka Karan Bano..  JCB Ki Khudai Jokes | जेसीबी की खुदाई चुटकुले |
भीड़ का हिस्सा नहीं,
भीड़ का कारण बनों.. 
#JCB

Bheed Ka Hissa Nahin,
Bheed Ka Karan Bano.. 
#JCB 


JCB Ki Khudai Jokes | जेसीबी की खुदाई चुटकुले | Jokes Collection

Dil Mera Toota Tha, Ki Thi Usne Judai, Ab to Jhola Utha Kar Chal Deta Hoon Dekhane JCB Kee Khudayi!! JCB Ki Khudai Jokes | जेसीबी की खुदाई चुटकुले |
दिल मेरा टूटा था,
की थी उसने जुदाई,
अब तो झोला उठाकर
चल देता हूँ देखने जेसीबी की खुदाई!

Dil Mera Toota Tha,
Ki Thi Usne Judai,
Ab to Jhola Utha Kar
Chal Deta Hoon Dekhane JCB Kee Khudayi!!



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100+ Non Veg Jokes In English 2021 Edition | Very Very Very Funny Jokes In English

January 01, 2020


Very Funny Non-Veg Jokes

I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."

Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."


Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa stops after three hos.


Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree.
Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!"
Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


Having sex is like playing bridge. 
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.


Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.


Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.



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