100+ Non Veg Jokes In English 2021 Edition | Very Very Very Funny Jokes In English

Very Funny Non-Veg Jokes

I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."

Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa stops after three hos.

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree.
Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!"
Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

Having sex is like playing bridge. 
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.